Thursday, April 15, 2010

Classified

The following is an ad appearing in the classified section of The Times of India on Jan 16, 2010. I noticed it because the sheet in question currently covers the centre table in our living room, presumably from dust and stains.

Party Entertainers
NEWLUCK friendship, Spot Services, Earn & Enjoy, Hi / Fi Girls & H/W, Visit off. (flat avail)-9022xxxxxx, 9320xxxxxx

What makes this ad for an 'entertaining party' even more of a rib-tickler is that the ad immediately preceding this is for a Wedding Planner and the one immediately succeeding it is for a Packer & Mover. So, I decipher it as the paper broadcasting that no matter what stage of life you are in - engaged to be married, considering having an extra-marital affair or being kicked out of your house for doing so - we provide the appropriate suppliers to effectively take care of your needs.

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